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Things That Are News

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Each week, Things That Are News will bring you the latest in news in culture, politics and stuff nobody should care about.
The twist? We do it while getting to 3 segmented, different levels of intoxication.
New Episode Every Monday!

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Apr 3, 2018 Things Newsington
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This week the boys discuss how you can be racist but still get your show rebooted decades later because everyone is so desperately craving a sense of nostalgia, or conversely, maybe we’re secretly biased against the under-represented conservatives that finally have a show that is genuine for them? Who knows, we haven’t made a shower BUT we will one day! Well . . . if we keep talking this spicy, it may have gone out the window just now. Have any of your old sitcoms you are thinking...
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Mar 27, 2018 Things Newsington
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This week the boys discuss society’s favorite reptilian overlord, Mark Zuckerberg & his mind-control device named Facebook. We’re not trying to be too pessimistic here, but … ahem .. we told you. Cambridge Analytica, Shmambridge Shmanalytica. The boys know the facts and all of your personal details through our cookie recording website & RSS feed. Would you like us to give you back your personal information? Email us at: Thingsthingarenews@gmail.com Help us manipulate the next...
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Mar 20, 2018 Things Newsington
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This week the boys talk about yet another fallen great, Mr. Stephen Hawking. We discuss the lines of ableism while also being overall risque as-per-usual. Do you want to learn about how physics have changed our world? Well, don't ask us, go buy a book boy. Email your questions on space-time to: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com (don’t ask why) Help us fund our own text-to-voice program at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at:...
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Mar 13, 2018 Things Newsington
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The Oscars happened, but who really cares right? This week the boys talk bigger and better things for our future - who would win in a giant laser fight, Trump or Kim Jong Un? Looking for some news? Looking for some greatness for your earholes, look no further because Jeff & Bayley are here! Email your latest software updates for controlling international satellites to: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com (don’t ask why) Help us fund our own rocket development program at:...